Here's a new one:
Why did the goose go to the beauty parlor?
Because it wanted a feathers-do!
Explanation: This joke sets up the expectation that the goose is going to have a typical animal-related issue, such as being awkward or clumsy. The punchline "feathers-do" is a play on words, combining the idea of a haircut (do) with the fact that geese have feathers. The humor comes from the unexpected twist on the phrase and the absurdity of a goose, an animal not typically associated with beauty treatments or human hairstyles, suddenly being described as wanting a haircut. The joke relies on the listener's familiarity with the concept of a beauty parlor and the typical expectations for who might visit one, adding to the humor.